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Football Dynasty
by Antonigiggs
Richard Maddox, a once-promising football prodigy, dreamed of becoming a star. But just as his dream was within reach, it was abruptly shattered when he banged his head on the goalpost, fracturing his skull. Forced into early retirement, Richard vanished from the public eye.People thought Richard Maddox was done for. However, no one expected that during his unconscious state, his spirit detached from his body. He drifted through time, witnessing the world of football from the perspective of a gh…
Medieval Gacha Lord
by BoredIdler
A modern-day developer working on a knock-off gacha game, is suddenly transmigrated to the Middle Ages. But things seem to be different from the history that he knows.In this strange land, ancient legends walk the earth. Here Witches, Manticores, Vampires, Werewolves, Sirens, Dragons and Krakens are all terrifyingly real.As if that weren’t enough, this is also the age of legendary rulers—Baldwin, Saladin, and Richard the Lionheart —each destined to shape history in a new wave of Crusades.Amidst …
The Coaching System
by Mr_Raiden
For ten years, Ethan Carter was cursed.No matter which club he coached, he never won a single match. The world called him “The Cursed Coach.” Fans ridiculed him. Players disrespected him. The media destroyed him.But on one fateful night, his Bundesliga team—the weakest in the league—was leading 1-0 against a footballing giant.Ninety minutes. One last chance. The biggest upset of the season.The final whistle blew.Victory.His first-ever win. The curse was broken.And then… his heart stopped.When he…
"The Heart of Germany"
by sckyh
Crossing into World War II-era Germany, yet only a lowly lieutenant paratrooper with no background, no connections. Am I to drift along with history, enduring setbacks in Britain, getting battered in Crete, freezing in Russia, crouching in Normandy to dodge bombs? No, my ambition still burns bright; why fear leaving a legacy of scorn behind? From military greenhorn to war veteran, Logan underwent a transformation in a few short months that defies imagination. From the astonishing events at Dunki…
Save Germany！
by overgrowth
Traveling back to 1901, Hans unintentionally saved Wilhelm II, the last emperor of the German Empire. Having inadvertently become involved with the Kaiser, to avoid a tragic fate later on, he had no choice but to find a way to save Germany!（Thanks for everyone's support.）
Become A Football Legend
by Writ
"What exactly is the point of this life of mine?"Lukas Brandt thought to himself as he chugged down a cup of Wheat beer in a local pub in Darmstadt.He had always dreamt of being a professional footballer, he fell in love with the sport when he watched his country Germany beat the Argentine national team in the World Cup final in 2014, with memories of his father hugging him tightly after Mario Gotze scored the goal that gave them the cup.He had been 5 back then, currently 36, but his biggest reg…
REINCARNATED: NAZI GERMANY
by MaydayMarko
I assume you realize that the experiments we do here, in Auschwitz and many other KZs are very important for the German Army and can give us results that would be impossible otherwise." He said, already justifying the terror that Werner would soon experience. "As I aid before, it's a doctors paradise. We are allowed to do anything we want with anyone." He said it with a gleefull smile. "I've done various experiments on adults, chlldren, men and women and so on and so forth…Werner was diagnosed w…
Jagged Germany
by Microraptor
So this is not mine. This is a novel written by a Chinese author called Lao Yu. However, I would like to share this with you guys because this is such a great novel, and he deserves a lot of recognition. If you see this here, Lao, or 'tearful fish wyj' contact me if you want it taken down, and I am not going to make any money off this or claim credit that this is mine, unlike another author on this site who has literally copied it.Here's the synopsis: Might is truth!Iron-blooded Prime Minister B…
Germany's New Dawn
by Clautic
In 1914, eighteen-year-old Max Müller leaves behind a quiet life and joins the German army, eager to serve his country and be part of something greater.But as the years grind on, the harsh reality of trench warfare hits him, Max’s idealism is slowly chipped away.After the war he is lost, Alive but dead.Yet everything Changes with his return to Germany. In the darkest day when even the god forsaken the land of Germany. Max stood up for himself and those who came back fighting and surviving for 4 …
Blood and Iron Germany[Part One]
by DaoistigQq8g
Power is Truth! The Iron Chancellor Bismarck once said, "The great issues of the day will not be settled by speeches and parliamentary resolutions... but by iron and blood."Military enthusiast Qin Tian has been reborn as the fifth son of Wilhelm II, Prince Oscar. Originally just wanting to live a carefree life, he unexpectedly becomes the heir to this empire. To save his own life, Qin Tian must think of every possible way to ensure Germany wins the war!Qin Tian’s goal: "With the sword of Germany…
• Debacle• [Hetalia x Reader]
by Kimchinida
Hetalia x Reader a fanfic original work Hetalia is owned by Himaruya Hidekaz(Y/n) (l/n) a.k.a (Fake name)A bipolar person that you don't wanna fuck with.Secretly an artist and she's famous all over the net.Most of the people knows she's a freak.And she thought so.One day, her life changed.Meeting some people she didn't met before, getting involved in a DEBACLEthat she didn't expected.More blood, tears and agony will run through her, but she's not all alone.Falling in love, unexpectedly.Fought, j…
Blood and Iron Germany[Part Two]
by DaoistigQq8g
Power is Truth! The Iron Chancellor Bismarck once said, "The great issues of the day will not be settled by speeches and parliamentary resolutions... but by iron and blood."Military enthusiast Qin Tian has been reborn as the fifth son of Wilhelm II, Prince Oscar. Originally just wanting to live a carefree life, he unexpectedly becomes the heir to this empire. To save his own life, Qin Tian must think of every possible way to ensure Germany wins the war!Qin Tian’s goal: "With the sword of Germany…
A Castle Adventure: from France to Germany to the Netherlands
by Claire_Roulston_2480
Belle Rose is sick and tired of her parents controlling her life. They have chosen someone to have her, but she wants to find the man of her dreams. On her first school trip, Belle Rose meets Prince Willem Alfonso Alexandra of the Netherlands.Someone from her class decided to injure Prince Willem, but Belle Rose took the knife meant for him, and she got injured two more times. Prince Willem asked one of the teachers if Belle Rose could stay with him so she could recover from the injury. Everyone…